Greetings and Salutations,
I can't start this blog with anything BUT a stupid, cliched, and nerdy greeting ripped off from a common understanding of black-and-white television space exploration tragedies. Well, I suppose they weren't supposed to be tragedies, but they are really bad pieces of entertainment given today's standards, and that's a bit tragic, isn't it? Quality of outdated television programming aside, I suppose this blog will be neither cool nor original, but perhaps a bit entertaining or informative if you're lucky.
Basically, I want to stop clogging the email inboxes of the people in my email address book by edging my rambling accounts of everyday circumstances out of the required reading circuit and into the pleasure of internet surfing. Hopefully this will reduce the amount of hate mail and spam I receive from my email friends, and leave my inbox free to collect lovely offers of employment and free samples. Throw your trash in the blogs, yall!
I have no idea what direction this blog will ultimately take, but I do ask that readers not reveal personal information about me in the comments. For the time being, this is an anonymous blog penned by "Sioux". Please don't out me, as it might make it harder for me to be as truthful as I would like.
If you want to contact me, send emails to email@example.com mmmkay?