Text Messages From Barack

What, you don't get text messages from Presidential Candidates?

I'm expecting a text from Barack any minute now (we're totally on a first name basis). He told me that's how I could find out who his VP will be first. That's before anyone else! He already picked me up from the airport and sent me flowers, so I wasn't surprised when he decided to involve me in his campaign.

I'm kind of mad at Barack. He sent me his text message in third person, and very little things annoy me more than people speaking about themselves in third person. Barack, if you're reading this, please don't do that anymore--it makes communication less personal. I do like your VP choice, however. I bet Joe will become a regular reader, too.

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